http://vampirefreaksandgoth.yuku.com/forums/15 en-us Copyright 2006, Yuku feeds@yuku.com (FeedMaster) webmaster@yuku.com (WebMaster) Wed, 02 Apr 2003 18:33:56 GMT Yuku Feeds 1.0 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss 60 http://static.yuku.com//feed/bypass/images/button-yuku.png http://vampirefreaksandgoth.yuku.com/forums/15 Yuku - free hosted forums and profiles 88 31 {pics-1.1 "http://www.icra.org/ratingsv02.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (nz 1 vz 1 lz 1 oz 1 cz 1 ) "http://www.rsac.org/ratingsv01.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (n 0 s 0 v 0 l 0 )) Search Domain q http://yuku.com/search/direct/ http://vampirefreaksandgoth.yuku.com/topic/531/t/come-here-if-your-sky.html feeds@yuku.com (Unregistered(d)) http://vampirefreaksandgoth.yuku.com/topic/531 Wed, 02 Apr 2003 18:33:56 GMT http://vampirefreaksandgoth.yuku.com/topic/532/t/hilo.html ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Unregistered(d)) http://vampirefreaksandgoth.yuku.com/topic/532 Wed, 02 Apr 2003 18:26:23 GMT http://vampirefreaksandgoth.yuku.com/topic/533/t/Kids-Church-Stories-.html
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One Sunday in a Midwest City, a young child was
"acting up" during the morning worship hour. The
parents did their best to maintain some sense of order
in the pew but were losing the battle. Finally, the
father picked the little fellow up and walked sternly
up the aisle on his way out. Just before reaching the
safety of the foyer, the little one called loudly... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (bobgothic) http://vampirefreaksandgoth.yuku.com/topic/533 Thu, 07 Feb 2002 20:10:03 GMT http://vampirefreaksandgoth.yuku.com/topic/534/t/Humour-from-6th-graders.html > > provided by 6th graders during a history test. Watch the spelling! Some of the best humor is in the misspelling.
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> > 1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in
> > hydraulics.
> > They lived in the Sarah Dessert. The climate of the Sarah is such that
> > all
> > the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.
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>... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (bobgothic) http://vampirefreaksandgoth.yuku.com/topic/534 Thu, 07 Feb 2002 19:27:47 GMT http://vampirefreaksandgoth.yuku.com/topic/535/t/the-23rd-TV-Channel-as-opposed-to-Psalms-23.html The 23rd Channel

The T.V. is my shepherd, l shall not want.

It maketh me to lie down on the sofa: it leads me away from the scriptures.

It destroys my soul: it leads me into the paths of sex and violence for the sponsor's sake.

Yea, though I walk in the shadow of my Christian responsibility, there will be no interruption: for the t.v. is with me; its cable and its remote control, they comfort me.

It prepares a commercial before me in the presence of... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (bobgothic) http://vampirefreaksandgoth.yuku.com/topic/535 Wed, 06 Feb 2002 22:38:48 GMT http://vampirefreaksandgoth.yuku.com/topic/536/t/The-Bible-or-the-TV-guide-.html
On the table side by side,
The Holy Bible and the TV Guide.
One is well worn and cherished with pride,
But that one is not the Bible, it's the TV Guide.
As the pages are turned what shall they see?
It doesn't matter, just turn on the TV.
Then is the confusion started for they can't all agree,
What they shall watch on that old TV.
So they refer to the Book in which they all... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (bobgothic) http://vampirefreaksandgoth.yuku.com/topic/536 Wed, 06 Feb 2002 22:26:02 GMT http://vampirefreaksandgoth.yuku.com/topic/537/t/The-Devil.html
The devil once said to his demons below,

"Our work is progressing entirely too slow.
The holiness people stand in our way
Since they do not believe in the show or the play.
They teach that the carnival, circus and dance,
The tavern and honky-tonk with game of chance,
Drinking and smoking, these things are all wrong;
The Christians don't mess with the ungodly throng.
They are quick to condemn everything that we do
To cause... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (bobgothic) http://vampirefreaksandgoth.yuku.com/topic/537 Wed, 06 Feb 2002 22:24:54 GMT http://vampirefreaksandgoth.yuku.com/topic/538/t/Genesis-3-and-the-Devil-and-the-church.html
(A parody of Genesis 3)

1) Now the I.R.S. was more subtil than any organization which the Lord God allowed to be established. And it said unto the Church, Yea, hath God said, Ye shall not receive subsidies from every thing which God allowed to be established.

2) And the Church said unto the I.R.S., We may receive the tithes and offerings of every member of the Church to Meet our needs:

3) But of the 501(c)3 tax exempt status which is from... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (bobgothic) http://vampirefreaksandgoth.yuku.com/topic/538 Wed, 06 Feb 2002 22:23:34 GMT http://vampirefreaksandgoth.yuku.com/topic/539/t/A-Letter-from-a-modern-Church-to-Apostle-Paul.html
Rev. Saul Paul, Ph.D., DD,
Independent Missionary
Corinth, Greece


Dear Mr. Paul,
We recently received an application from you for service under our Board.
It is our policy to be as frank and open-minded as possible with all our applicants. We have made an exhaustive survey of your case. To be plain, we are surprised that you have been able to "pass" as a bonafide missionary.
We are told that you are afflicted with... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (bobgothic) http://vampirefreaksandgoth.yuku.com/topic/539 Wed, 06 Feb 2002 22:19:46 GMT http://vampirefreaksandgoth.yuku.com/topic/540/t/Evolution-quot-Bible-quot-for-a-new-age.html
"In the beginning there was an infinite expanse composed of nothing. And it came to pass accidentally and then began to form chemical elements. Then, accidentally, it decided to compress itself into a ping-pong ball. Having done thusly, it verily chose to collapse in on itself to form a pinhead of compact atoms weighing more than 900,000,000,000,000 tons. And then, behold! It decided to blow up, so it did.
"Thereupon it... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (bobgothic) http://vampirefreaksandgoth.yuku.com/topic/540 Wed, 06 Feb 2002 22:18:40 GMT http://vampirefreaksandgoth.yuku.com/topic/541/t/A-Modern-Church-looks-for-a-Pastor.html
We do not have a happy report to give. Weve not been able to find a suitable candidate for this church, though we have one promising prospect still. We do appreciate all the suggestions from the church members, and weve followed up each one with interviews or calling at least three references.
The following is our confidential report on the present candidates:
h Adam: Good man but problems with his wife.
h Noah: Former pastorate of 120 years with no... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (bobgothic) http://vampirefreaksandgoth.yuku.com/topic/541 Wed, 06 Feb 2002 22:17:24 GMT